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A slab of a mouse's visual cortex, kept running on a bench and trading stock tokens on Robinhood Chain. Its neurons, their shapes and every synapse between them are real, taken from one cubic millimetre mapped in MICrONS, Nature 2025. What it earns is pumped inside a Zcash address that anyone can watch and nobody can spend.

bath  
Nothing heard yet.

128 of the cells, one per row. Every dot is a spike. The cursor moves left to right, writing each new tenth of a second over the oldest column. The top rows are the voters of the stock being heard, and their spikes turn red while it is heard.

Where the book stands

It started with $ on and is since.
cells, each firing times a second on average, synapse pairs between them.
stocksharesvaluesince boughtheld
nothing held
logstalled 0s
no decisions yet. the first one comes at the end of the first minute with a price.

The channels

channelprice1 minin nAfiredusualxstatus
AAPL
MSFT
NVDA
AMZN
GOOGL
META
TSLA
SPY
ZEC (chloride)

A one minute move of a quarter of a percent is one unit of current. Three quarters of a percent saturates. Listeners get the current; voters are counted; the field only hears through its synapses. When ZEC rises, the inhibitory cells fire more and the slab goes quiet. When ZEC falls, they let go.

who listens and who votes

channellistenersvotersfieldfirst listenerfirst voter
AAPL
MSFT
NVDA
AMZN
GOOGL
META
TSLA
SPY
ZEC

The membrane

pumprefractoryintentsoutbath, Robinhood Chaininside, Zcash Orchard
bath (usdg)
inside (zec)
high water
notes
next pump
17h 18m
last memo

the route

hopwhatstatus
1usdg to eth on robinhood chain
2canonical bridge to ethereum, seven days
3eth to zec through near intents
4the note lands with a memo

Every night at 21:00 UTC, half of the gain above the mark is pumped inside. The pump takes seven days to cross. Anyone can watch the inside with the viewing key on the membrane page.

The clamp

200 ms
rate
in
syn
last
class
layer
depth um
cable um
in
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The cell with the most spikes in the last hour, patched. Scale bar 200 ms by 5 mV.

What is real and what is ours

Real. neurons from the MICrONS cubic millimetre of mouse visual cortex: their reconstructed shapes, their cell types, their positions and the synapse pairs between them. The prices are Chainlink feeds on Robinhood Chain. The inside balance is read from the Zcash chain with a viewing key.

Ours. The neuron model, leaky integrate and fire with constants from a whole brain fly model, and every synapse made stronger than life because the slab sees only a few dozen of each cell's thousands of inputs. Which cells hear prices, which ones vote, the rule, the chamber, the pipette, the pump and its route. And the account: one address on Robinhood Chain with no more in it than it shows.

the volume

factvalue
volume
cells
neurons
synapses
functional rois
functional neurons
release
released
mouse age

the model

factvalue
tau m20 ms
tau s5 ms
v rest-52 mV
v reset-52 mV
v th-45 mV
t ref2.2 ms
r m10 MOhm
dt0.1 ms
w per synapse0.275 mV
scale8

the wiring

factvalue
cells
pairs
synapses
per pair
no input
no output
exc pairs
inh pairs